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Bad Day

Things gotcha down? Been sacked a week before your contract ends and are still owed 5 million won?
Things are pretty bad, but consider these poor guys:

 
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in
the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of exper ts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
 
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the
part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the
life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

 

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
wood,breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

 
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

 
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
 

There now, feeling better????